"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great ****."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
2007-05-22 20:21:30 · 12 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this was just for Smiles.. not meant to offend anyone.. SMILE
2007-05-22 20:22:23 · update #1
Reality is the best humor...I like it and resemble some of it..We're from Mars and don't understand Venusian.
2007-05-22 20:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually logic is awfully sex-dependent I've discovered.
My husband and I have some very interesting discussions about how our brains and sence of logic work.
He is VERY logical. But at the same time, he's SO logical, it doesn't make sense. To me. :)
Likewise when I suggest something--or hint at something--he frequently misses what *I* thought was plainly obvious. whereas he'll then turn around and start looking between the lines of a very simple statement that didn't have anything more complex to it!
it's a point of amusement ofr both of us, anyway :3 and I'm glad we can both sit down and talk about that sort of stuff. :)
anyway.... this post's quite true! for your average, stereotypical male, yeah. it's true as anything. thank heavens no one is a complete stereotype :D
2007-05-22 20:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by Koiryu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i agree with all but one.
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
i can honestly say i think men think more logically because of less emotion clouding there minds
2007-05-22 20:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...very very funny. Favorite: "IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
2007-05-22 20:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by Good Question 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. solid one. I as quickly as asked why did god create killer viruses and micro organism to a christian and his answer became that god did no longer create them, Adam did. of course, it truly is enormous open to interpretation. you will desire a dozen or so christian interpretations quickly. EDIT: this is a juicy one: "I style the easy, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do each and every physique of those issues." -Isaiah 40 5:7.
2016-10-31 04:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was just for smiles??? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Honey! As a joke that was so truly funny! LMFAO!!!
Have a Truly Beautiful Day Sweetie!!!
2007-05-22 21:40:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-05-22 20:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes me glad i'm not a stereotype.
2007-05-22 20:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
but did a girl make this
cuz some of those arent wat guys think wen they say that
lol
but it made me smile =D
2007-05-22 20:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes and girls rule
2007-05-22 20:53:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋