1. Never eat off a fork from another guys hand to taste his food.
2. Never sit on the same side of a table with a guy. when the other side is empty.
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2007-05-22 19:19:20 · 5 answers · asked by Night Owl 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
3. Never put your arm around a guy.
4. Never get a tattoo of a funny animal or cute cartoon character, and it is highly discouraged to get the name of your girlfriend tattooed.
5. Never mess with a friend's car or his girl.
5.a. Do not date a friend's ex-girlfriend, except if you secure permission first.
6. When using a urinal with a row of urinals, the proper one to take if nobody is in there is one of the end urinals. If someone is in there, the proper one to take is the one farthest from the person already positioned in front of a urinal. If there are multiple people, the proper one to take is the one farthest from both, or if that is not readily discernible, there should be at least one urinal between you and another guy. If that is not possible, take the least objectionable urinal in your own judgment and under know circumstances should conversation be had at the urinal other than to say something to the effect of the water being cold. It is never acceptable to look anywhere but forward.
7. Regarding Boomrat's 10 minute rule, I would say that the general rule should be to never shop for anything other than tools and home improvement supplies with a guy (limit yourself to Home Depot, Lowes, hardware and auto stores). The 10 minute rule is an exception for emergency purposes, such as if you find yourself without a change of clothes and have to run into K-Mart to buy an emergency pair of shorts and underwear. In that case, your friend comes in for convenience only, but preferably would remain in the car and wait for you to go in and return.
6a. If faced with the emergency situation in Rule 6, it is NEVER permissible to ask your friend his opinion. And, if you break this rule, you're friend's only legitimate response is "Who gives a f$%k? Just pick something and let's get out of here."
:-)
2007-05-23 01:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never spend more then 10 minutes shopping for clothes with another guy. Get in, Get out
2007-05-23 01:04:07 · answer #2 · answered by Boomrat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never use the urinal next to a guy peeing... always, ALWAYS leave a spacer urinal.
2007-05-22 19:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by JoeB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
at the movies.....always leave at LEAST one empty chair in between the two of you.
2007-05-22 19:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by BOLT FAN!!!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget to cup the bawlz!
2007-05-22 20:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by barbara 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋