2007-05-22 18:05:49 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol lmao what are you talking about Jesus in a time machine lol toilet seat loaf of bread that's funny lol.
2007-05-22 18:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your obviously a teenager with a lot of spare time on your hands and a need to be contentious, you will find as you go through life that you will open your mouth at the wrong time in the wrong place and its not going to be pleasant, I'm an atheist however, I'm still well aware that there are a few things you don't talk about unless you've something sensible to say, Religion is one of them, it generally creates wars feelings of ill will and stuff like that.
2007-05-23 01:16:56 · answer #2 · answered by andyjh_uk 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when your fat mama pick you up in the shet of the pig corrals did she say you came from a "toilet seat time machine"you should bring the Pork chop with you
2007-05-23 02:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but Satan may use your head to clean the toilets of hell and your vomit to feed the masses of sinners you'll be living with for an eternity!
2007-05-23 01:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by Call me-C-4-Curious- 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He used His blood to save your fanny so you could be here to sit on the toilet seat!
God knew you before you were formed in your mother's womb.
2007-05-23 01:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by Frogmama2007 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No silly!! He used a DeLorean DMC-12!!
2007-05-23 01:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
he used a loaf, but it wasn't bread.
2007-05-23 01:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by Dudeman 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wasn't aware that there were toilets two thousand years ago.
now i'm amazed.
2007-05-23 01:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about a flying carpet.
2007-05-23 01:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by simplesimon 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
dude u need to shutup cuz i am a christian and i dont like stupid jokes like urs so u need to go get a life!!!
2007-05-23 01:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋