I have heard some pretty weird ones..you guys should give me some...best/worst/funniest/scariest/ect.
Ones youve used..ones youve read...ones youve seen happen...tell me your stories...did they work lol??
2007-05-22 16:30:47 · 11 answers · asked by The BecaNATOR 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
well hello you HOTT BABE
2007-05-23 08:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I heard this one while I was a sophomore in highschool. He didn't say it to me, he said it to someone who had a locker right next to me. He literally came up and said, "Nice shoes...Let's f***." To my surprise, she smiled and said that she would and then they went into the bathroom together. Don't ask me how it worked cuz I would have slapped him in the face.
2007-05-22 23:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Brittany M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
Is that Dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
2007-05-22 23:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by Michael M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pick up lines are the flat out truth and it always work out because flattery will get you no where.
2007-05-22 23:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Prechaman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this on a comedy show "is your father a theif? cause i think he stole a star out of the sky and put it in your eye"
2007-05-22 23:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by digdug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone told my friend, "your so fine I suck a fart out of your a*s! Then someone told me that he needs to thank my mama because, he never seen an *** like that.
2007-05-22 23:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ms.Midwest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY: Are you jamacan cuz ja macan me crazy!!
Its so GAY i heard it on t.v and the guy got slapped! LOL
2007-05-22 23:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People ask this same question every day (still funny to read, though):
2007-05-22 23:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me, can you help me find my lost dog? I think he ran into that motel room across the street--- works every time
2007-05-22 23:36:06 · answer #9 · answered by R.T. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey there schweetheart, how YOU doin'? Eh? How you doin'?
2007-05-22 23:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by Mister_Shhh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋