me up a few bookshelves and a coffee table if I convert?
2007-05-22 16:08:37 · 19 answers · asked by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I could do with a nice table myself.
I wonder what his rates are?
2007-05-22 16:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus could teach you how to build coffee tables etc. However, He will not be bringing His tools with Him. Instead He will be inviting you to a banquet. He is knocking now at the door of your heart. If you ask Him in you get to go to the banquet and there He will teach you the wonders of the universe. He is a great teacher as well as our Savior. Hope you answer the door and come to the dinner. I'll be looking for you to celebrate. Blessings.
2007-05-22 23:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by angel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was a carpenter's son. He tried working on it when he was still young but started early in his mission as a student of the Hebrew Law and as a teacher on the street.
Go to Home Depot for a class in carpentry. You may already be dead when comes and he is not good at carpentry. Last time the nails went through his hands.
2007-05-22 23:15:45 · answer #3 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me too, but my bookshelves are full, and I don't have any wall or floor space left for bookcases or furniture. The only way I would convert is if he knocked islam off the face of the earth.
2007-05-22 23:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by Lionheart ® 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have good news for you, my friend.
He says when He comes back, He will give us all the inheritence that He has to us.
That includes all the bookshelves and coffee table that you want. Cheers!
Listen, my beloved brothers: Has God not chosen the poor of this world to be rich in faith and heirs of the kingdom which He promised to those who love Him? James 2:5
For you did not receive a spirit of bondage again to fear, but you received the Spirit by adoption by whom we cry out, Abba, Father. The Spirit Himself bears withness with our spirit that we are children of God, and if children, then heirs: heirs of God and joint heirs with Christ. Romans 8:15
2007-05-22 23:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When God comes to earth, hopefully He brings His Mighty Hammer. Ya He will knock. Knock you in the head, for your arrogance and mocking. In the end of times, you will find out.
2007-05-22 23:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus isn't coming back. Christ will return. That is the Christ in all men/women. The age of enlightenment is upon us. The events are already taking place.
2007-05-22 23:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by God!Man aka:Jason b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the cross, Jesus did more with wood, than anyone ever will. That's the carpentry that you should be concerned about.
2007-05-22 23:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, if you read your Bible, Jesus gave all that up and will not do that again. If you're too lazy to do it yourself, you might have to hire someone else. You might want to ask Jesus for forgiveness for being so loose with your words, though.
2007-05-22 23:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by Eskimo Hammer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'll probably be a guest on Extreme Makeover Home Edition.
2007-05-22 23:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Another sweet question from one of the proud anti theists. So very childish as usual.
2007-05-22 23:19:09 · answer #11 · answered by expertless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋