is that a christian axiome: read literally, live literally???
2007-05-22 14:57:07 · 25 answers · asked by alberto k 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hate the ignorance love the ignorant
2007-05-22 14:59:46 · update #1
because god loves you??? what kind of answer is that???
2007-05-22 15:00:16 · update #2
so to show disagreement to funny things people answer seriously...clever!
2007-05-22 15:05:24 · update #3
riffle please read the question again...i dont generalize...i dont say all christians answer seriously to ironic questions...i just say there is always one who does it...can you please people read what is on the question and not in your little minds???
2007-05-22 15:07:09 · update #4
Stop persecuting me!
2007-05-22 14:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by NONAME 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why is there always someone who asks questions that generalize whole groups of people - based upon the responses or actions of a few?
I guess it makes 'ya feel smart. Good for you.
2007-05-22 22:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the truthful speak with truthful tongues always. While the lame never take anything seriously. Or christians just don't realize the joke in front of them.
2007-05-22 22:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by Ironic Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I answer because I like funny questions!
Here's God's sense of humour.
Jeremiah 1:11, 12
The word of the Lord came to me: "What do you see, Jeremiah?" "I see the branch of an almond tree," I replied. The Lord said to me, "You have seen correctly, for I am watching to see that my word is fulfilled."
The Hebrew word for "almond" is derived from the Hebrew for "watching."
2007-05-22 22:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by MiD 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why not, it is exactly like answering this one. May showing we can be a little sacrastic sometimes helps make us a little more odd to you.
2007-05-22 22:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by turtle30c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are just pursuing their faith. Kinda like a keener in the workplace. They want to make sure Heaven has a spot for them
2007-05-22 22:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by Cruiser 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can not speak for everyone, but I have trouble telling when one of those questions is stupid on purpose or by design.
2007-05-22 22:01:25 · answer #7 · answered by lightperson 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so wats wrong w/ being a christian? i'm bizarre and ironic and weird...i can't be boring and serious itz too boring! i can't be a cheesy christian i is just the loud and obnoxious christian! YEAHZ!
2007-05-22 22:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Silent Rumours 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God loves you anyway. Im praying 4 you!
2007-05-22 22:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by merman 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Laughter is like a merry medicine
2007-05-22 22:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by Gifted 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They're hoping it will make them look good to God.
2007-05-22 22:10:34 · answer #11 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋