2007-05-22 14:51:19 · 20 answers · asked by Bad God 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Be whacked by mjolnir. Thor FTW.
2007-05-22 14:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is kind of soft in the head and would turn the other cheek and let Thor nail him with his hammer
2007-05-22 21:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Progeny Rising 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'll run like hell; Jesus is a coward.
When the Christian missionary Thangbrand came to Iceland (at the bidding of Olaf Tryggvason), a priestess of Thor, Steinunn, composed several verses showing clearly that Thor was the warder of the Heathen ways. She praises Thor for having wrecked Thangbrand’s ship, and also says to the missionary, “Have you heard that Thor bade Christ to a fight, and he did not trust his own strength enough to battle with Thor”? (Brennu-Njals Saga, ch. 102)
2007-05-22 21:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think it goes something like this:
Zechariah 14
12 And this shall be the plague wherewith the LORD will smite all the people that have fought against Jerusalem; Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth.
Thor better call in sick that day.
2007-05-22 21:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They would pound each other on the back like all guys do when they meet old friends, then go off and have a few mugs of mead.
2007-05-22 22:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pacifist versus someone who has been fighting since he died. My money is on Thor.
2007-05-22 21:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by meissen97 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Call Santa and kick Thor's a$$.
GO SANTA!
2007-05-22 21:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by Æ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
GOD is very real and Thor was just a man whose fame was spun into a fairy tale. You think you are clever for being disrespectful towards the very real CREATOR. Please repent if you can before your smarty attitude gets you cast into the lake of fire, believe me, it will happen to those whose utterly refuse righteousness.
May GOD bless you with wisdom and repentance if it be HIS will.
RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT IN '08!
2007-05-22 22:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by ecd1975 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Crucify himself?
2007-05-22 21:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
he could make a bunch of bread and fish
and throw it at him
i think thor's powers are better
2007-05-22 21:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋