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I was thinking of making a pinata.

2007-05-22 14:50:01 · 16 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think that if you accuse everyone who hears the voice of the Holy Spirit of paranoid hallucinations akin to schizophrenia, it would come close to declaring that you are truly a rational materialist and have no room in your philosophy for spirits, either holy or scummy.

2007-05-22 14:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 4 0

The best way of demonstrating your disbelief in the Holy Spirit is to wait until you die and when you left up your eyes in Hell you will know that your disbelief in the Holy Spirit has sent you there. If you would believe that the Lord Jesus Christ died for your sins then the Holy Spirit would be real to you. 1 Corinthians 3: 16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? 1 Corinthians 3: 17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.

2007-05-22 22:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0 1

Don't have to go to the trouble of making a pinata...get a kite in the form of a bird and send it sailing wherever...or buy a pterodactyl and do whatever...

2007-05-22 21:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by TheDoll 3 · 0 0

Try to sing "American Pie" the entire way through. If you mess up any word, take a shot and start over. By the time you get to the "Holy Ghost" line, you'll be too drunk to care.

2007-05-22 21:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by Fool on the Hill 4 · 2 0

Join the Rational Response Squad's 'Blasphemy Challenge' and upload a video to YouTube

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2007-05-22 21:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 2 1

You feel the need to demonstrate your disbelief in something? Why don't you take up a hobby or something?

2007-05-22 21:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 7 · 0 1

just don't do anything that will prove your disbelief, a pinata would be disrespecting it

2007-05-22 21:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by dangel 2 · 1 0

I would suggest a pinata but you know, that was your idea first.

2007-05-22 21:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 2 0

Wow, your going to hell, I will pray for you, that the Holy Spirit will do something great in your life to make you appreciate and belive, I am sure Jesus is just waiting for the right moment in your life where you feel completely alone,sad and scared, and you are going to ask him for help and you are going to remember writting this and your going to ask for forgiveness,

2007-05-22 21:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Kisses 2504 3 · 0 2

why you're doing a fine job at it right now. keep it up, you prove what they say about you so effectively.

2007-05-22 21:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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