bathrobes???
how embarrassing to meet my resurrected relatives with their things hanging...
2007-05-22 14:42:26 · 10 answers · asked by alberto k 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
well if you have a hard on then the dove can sith there and take a nap
2007-05-22 14:46:17 · update #1
if it is a folly to judge heaven by earthly standards why do you say we will see anything???
2007-05-22 14:52:23 · update #2
mmmm apeman, what are you doing the rest of your life????
2007-05-22 14:52:49 · update #3
they dont call it a Resurrection for nothing y'know
2007-05-22 14:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jw's bible students, are just that, so those of that resurrection that will be with Jesus are equal to angels, Luke 20:34-36. Those(with Jesus)must know this, John 3:5-8, angels are spirit/spirits, God is a soul, Jer.9:9; God is a spirit, John 4: 24; Job 38:4-7, angels are first before man. Job 2:1-3, God ask one spirit being about an earthly flesh being named Job. Matt.25:31-35, holy angels are with Jesus. Until Jesus ascended into heaven after his resurrection, Matt.27:5-53, Acts 1:9-11; And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight. 1:10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel; 1:11 Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven. Life of flesh is three to five miles above the earth as the birds or a helicopter does fly. Acts 2:27-35; Jesus ascended to God's right hand. He could do as priviledged angels(spirit beings), materialize or be invisible, after his resurrection and while on earth. Many verses support this. So all bible students either know or are learning this, there are only two beings, flesh or spirit.
2016-05-20 06:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Heaven is true love, true beauty, and truth itself, than there will be no need for embarrassment regardless of what we are or aren't wearing because we will be perfect. It is a folly of this earth to judge heaven by earthly standards...just remember what you see and feel there is going to be far beyond anything you have ever seen or felt on this earth.
2007-05-22 14:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star for the question. It would be wonderful to be resurrected as a beautiful young naked girl and watch guys being zipped of to Hell for getting a big erection and lusting. Oh wait I might start lusting over one of those big erections myself and be zipped off to hell. That wouldn't work. Kisses BB
2007-05-22 14:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by Betty Boop Oop A Doop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently there was no concept of 'naked' before the Fall of Adam. But just so you won't be expecting to fight a battle in your birthday suit, there is a lot of talk about 'white robes' in the book of Revelation.
EDIT: About hard on's: I am not sure that we will retain our 'wangers'.
2007-05-22 14:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or in my case 7 doves
2007-05-22 14:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by Sir Reginald Whiskers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't even want to know LOL I guess I will keep to myself in a corner. I guess this means all fat people start losing weight just in case this kind of thing happens.
2007-05-22 14:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by felpa_de_osa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you! One more reason to be glad I don't have to worry about it!
2007-05-22 14:56:08 · answer #8 · answered by toxicbutterfly13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"when in doubt pull out"
as for baseball...and sexual inuendo
"man cannot walk with 4 balls"
2007-05-22 14:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey as long as u don't have a hard on lolol
2007-05-22 14:45:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋