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Hm, well Satan would be a good one to put in charge of the grill, maybe some shishkabobs, or some such.... Maybe Jesus could bring some Angelfood cake.... now that I stop to think about it, it would seem that Satan is more of a "foodie" than Jesus, Devil's food cake, Deviled Eggs, Deviled Crab, anything to do with an open flame, Death by Chocolate, egads, well, who knew Satan was a chef? Guess he gets the invite:) Or invite both, then Jesus can be the bartender....

2007-05-22 14:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 1 0

I'd invite Jesus, Satan, Mohammed, Buddha, Confucius, Joseph Smith, and Charles Taxe Russell. I guess they'd all bring plenty of bull to cook up.

2007-05-22 14:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd invite Jesus because I don't believe in Satan. I'd ask Jesus what really happened during his life, what his real teachings are, what he thinks of modern Christians, etc. I'd probably serve something simple and vegetarian. Interesting scenario.

2007-05-22 13:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by CKS 2 · 1 0

Well, Jesus would turn water into wine. We Baptists disapprove of wine, so Jesus would not be invited.
We Baptists love barbeques. Satan would bring charcoal. Therefore Satan would get invited.

2007-05-22 13:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

In New Orleans, Jesus is like a folk hero. He'd get an invite. Hope he doesn't mind my Aunt Mae and her voodoo and glass eye.

2007-05-22 14:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude, what a freakin' stupid question... Kudos to you!! Plus, I purely had to respond to considering that your avatar is so kewl. i think of Jesus smells like sandals and solar-block. i think of devil smells like the gulf-flow sea coast-component patio at Louis' outdoors in previous city, Key West, on a heat could night.

2016-12-11 17:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I'll invite both. One needs to bring potato salad, the other needs to bring beer. They can hash it out between themselves on who's bringing what.

2007-05-22 13:53:10 · answer #7 · answered by KS 7 · 1 0

I'd never invite Satannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

2007-05-22 14:19:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hell, both of them. I'd like to watch the entertainment, that is, the show they'd put on. As for the food, I'm sure they'd snap their fingers and provide enough for all.

2007-05-22 14:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In my 94 years on this Earth, I never even considered the question. I'm still for escalation in Nam. I think we're winning.

2007-05-22 13:58:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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