Can you give me some cute quotes about either family or food....or both?

Answer 1

Since my wife and I have replaced sex with food, I had to put a mirror over our kitchen table. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Answer 2

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

Family is just accident.... They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are.

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

My favorite animal is steak.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

He who comes first, eats first.

Answer 3

Family: You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Family: Friends are what makes you sane, family is what makes you crazy.

Family: Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids.

Family: When one family builds a wall, two families benefit from it. (Chinese proverb)

Family: Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head. (Chinese aphorism)

FOOD: When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. (Calvin Trillin, food critic)

FOOD: "The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook" -- Julia Child

FOOD: "Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink." -- W.C. Fields

FOOD: (This is paraphrasing the quote from Forrest Gump) "If life is like a box of chocolates, WHY do I always get the NUTS?"

FOOD: "I never met a Lasagna I didn't like" -- Garfield, paraphrasing Will Rogers


Hope these help some!

Answer 4

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but, of respect and joy in each other’s life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
Richard Bach

Nothing begins, and nothing ends,
That is not paid with moan;
For we are born in other’s pain,
And perish in our own.
Francis Thompson

The best way to make children good is to make them happy.
Oscar Wilde

Answer 5

Family quotes, eh....

Mammas don't let yer babies grow up to be cowboys.

or

All things are relative. All relatives are things. My relatives took all my things.

food quotes, there's one I liked from a movie long ago. Goes summat like:

"Life's a smorgasbord and you don't get second trips. You gotta fill up your plate and stuff a few rolls down your shirt."

Answer 6

here are some great quotes!


1.quit eating you undeserving overweight unhealthy fish smelling dirty mother humper of a trucker that eats to much.....fat ***!

2.stop eating the kitty!

Answer 7

If you can't be a banana, be the best plum you can be. Meaning that if you can't or don't look like a super-model just look the best you can.

Answer 8

Family... you can't shoot them and you can't herd them all into Canada.