During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
2007-05-22 13:33:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! Thats fantastic! very very funny!
Star for you!
2007-05-22 18:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.........
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again.
Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a hole in the wood.
He put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."
2007-05-30 05:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Yese Michael 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was little Suszuki's first day in class in America. The teacher introduced him, and said that they'd be starting the day off with a verbal history quiz. She first asked who said "Give me liberty or give me death"? Little Suszuki jumps up and yells, "Patrick Henry, 1775". She then asked who said, "I have a dream..."? Little Suszuki jumps up and yells, "Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., 1964". She then asked who said, "Today, I consider myself to be the luckiest man on the face of the earth."? Little Suszuki jumps up again and yells, "Lou Gerhig, 1939!" The teacher then addressed the rest of the class scornfully, "Little Suszuki has only been in America for one day, and he already knows more American History than all of you put together; you should be ashamed!" Little Johnny then covered his mouth and barked out, "!@#$ the Japs!" The teacher demanded, "WHO SAID THAT?" Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Lee Iacocca, 1985!"
2007-05-22 13:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Master Dude 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That Little Johnny is so smart!!
2007-05-22 13:38:04 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best ive heard yet !!! so great and you get a star!! 1000/1000
2007-05-22 14:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really a gr8 joke . But sorry to hear from a small kid . Anyway a joke is joke , its splendid. Thanks for making us laugh.
2007-05-29 23:50:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha a new little johnny joke, im impressed
2007-05-22 13:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by michael n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally didn't get that at first!
2007-05-29 02:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by xxxbleedingspiritxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little johnny is so naughty. good joke
2007-05-30 01:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is a gem......
2007-05-30 05:20:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋