A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in Hawaii. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's a coincidence" said the engineer, "I"m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused, "How do you start a flood?" He asked.
A man and an alligator walked into a bar. "Do you serve lawyers here?", the man asked. "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good" said the man.
"Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."
It was soooo cold out last night! (How cold was it?)
that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pocket!
2007-05-22 13:00:22 · 9 answers · asked by Bobby D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit. He got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that as a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollar is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzio's backyard in Brooklyn!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.
Don't you just love lawyers ?!!
2007-05-22 13:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by jahj2011 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love lawyer jokes
2007-05-22 13:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Elphin B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loooove the first one, didn't quite get the second one, ROTFL from the last one. Star for you, and keep up the good work!
2007-05-22 13:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny ones! Ha Ha!
2007-05-22 13:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For that I'll reward u with a star!
2007-05-22 13:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked the first and third ones made me laugh out loud
2007-05-22 13:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH BURN!!!!!
makes you feel sorry for all the lawyers out there, eh?
2007-05-22 13:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get the second one.
2007-05-22 13:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chukle chuckle.
2007-05-22 13:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋