Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven.
So she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."
St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Queen Liz the same question. She then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged, she screams, "What the hell was that all about? I show you two of God's most perfect creations and I am denied admission to Heaven, she performs a disgusting, hygiene act, and gets in! I don't get it!"
"Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
2007-05-22 12:49:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. Too funny!
2007-05-22 12:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ewww! lol! 10!
2007-05-22 13:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. funny, kinda on the wrong side, but really funny! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-05-22 12:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by Lizard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-05-22 13:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:lol:
A royal flush! So what should we do then, us commoners?
:lol:
2007-05-22 12:56:19 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Matsu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahha funny new one.
2007-05-22 12:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats cute. i like it :)
2007-05-22 12:57:00 · answer #7 · answered by Lina x3 Pete Wentz is the sex! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-22 13:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! that is disgusting!
2007-05-22 13:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-22 12:53:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋