After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning
her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she
asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you
slept with?"
"Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her
hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven -
then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."
2007-05-22
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