That you are stockpiling weapons on your nine-sided fortress "the nonagon" in the Galapagos Islands and are preparing for a massive assult against every atheist's worst enemy..... The Mexican Navy. This rumor has been killing me or is this knowledge confedential.
2007-05-22 11:56:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's it I am getting the Bulgarian anti-atheist storm troopers to besiege the "nonagon." (yes, I know that the building is so sacred it must always be kept within quotes)
2007-05-22 12:02:34 · update #1
Eric, you are in denial, I got this information from Jack Bauer.
2007-05-22 12:05:25 · update #2
Now you've done it.
I wouldn't answer the door, if I were you.
Everyone else: the cheese has slid off the pizza. Repeat: The cheese is off the pizza!
2007-05-22 11:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Holy Sh-t, I hope you're joking... cause I was laughing for a while when I read this. Who knows, maybe there are people stockpiling weapons, but I'm SURE it's not in the Galapagos, as the islands are highly preserved, and I wouldn't blame it on atheists... "ATHEIST" is not the name of a group, it is simply a word meaning someone who has realized that religion is nothing but lies and ********. There is no "atheist" revolution, and the "atheists" are not out to get you. So go hide under in your church and worry about nothing, as religious people are so inclined to do, and don't worry about the atheists. If anything, try to learn a little something from them. Oh, and try thinking before you post a question...
2007-05-22 19:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by Eric 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Holy Moly! Now what? I have been herding the giant tortoises into the nonagon so we can ride them across the Mexican desert. I guess the jig is up.
2007-05-22 19:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shhh! How did you hear about that? Now we have to send a midget to your house to clean your carpets while you're tied to an iron lung.
2007-05-22 19:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK, you rumbled us - the warheads are to be strapped to finches for that extra special message ;)
2007-05-22 19:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by khalabra 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you suddenly find yourself surrounded by the blue midgets of our thought police, please be civil to them, they have fragile ego's!
2007-05-22 19:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Bokito 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't tell you...cause if I told you...then I would have to kill you.....
2007-05-22 18:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shhh.....
2007-05-22 19:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
foclmao.
2007-05-22 18:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, why not.
2007-05-22 19:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by the slightly amusing answers of 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋