The assistant explains that this Brass Cat has magical properties and that where ever he goes it will attract cats.
Thinking that its a load of rubbish, he buys the cat anyway.
Walking home he soon notices that there's a cat following him.
soon several more Cats start to follow and by the time he nears his home there's hundreds of them.
Knowing his wife will go mad at him if he shows up with all these cats he throws the brass Cat into the river.
To his suprise all the cats leap into the river after it and drown.
10 minutes later he's back in the shop and recounts the tale to the shop assistant.
On hearing the story the assistant says " I suppose you'll be wanting your money back then?"
"Not at all" says the man
"I wondered if you've got a Brass politician"
2007-05-22 11:41:09 · 17 answers · asked by motomarco9999 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard that before in a different version from some racist muppet - thanks for amending it to politician - much better...lol
2007-05-22 11:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahahahahahhahahaha!!! Funny!!!
2007-05-22 15:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius!
2007-05-22 11:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by Buzzard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good hahahahahahahahaha
2007-05-26 02:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard that one b4... but @ the end it was "I was just wondering if you had a brass Republican." so i'm glad ur version isn't that or ppl would get mad...
2007-05-22 11:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur avatar looks like morris from 24
2007-05-22 11:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-22 12:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha
2007-05-22 11:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget Lawyers!!!
we want to be rid of them too
2007-05-22 12:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny. Politician jokes are very overrated.
2007-05-22 12:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋