A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead .
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
2007-05-22 08:44:50 · 21 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...did your wee boy tell you that one?..lol
2007-05-22 09:16:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a cracker and just goes to prove that you can twist any facts to your own advantage like for example;
One in five people who smoke cigarettes will suffer from cancer so presumably the other four will enjoy cancer!
2007-05-22 15:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one Prettywoman.!!!
10/10.!!!
I will just carry on smoking ha ha.
Funny.
2007-05-22 18:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loverly.Ha Ha
2007-05-22 15:47:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-22 20:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, gotta tell that to the local vicar. Have a star, you deserve it.
2007-05-22 16:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny
2007-05-22 15:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by ~*Clarabelle*~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-05-22 15:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by pete 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one mate
2007-05-23 03:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by K.J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2007-05-22 15:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha really good. best i heard in wile!
2007-05-22 16:42:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋