Let your yes be yes and your no be no. I come with a message of peace, and hope for all people. Alot of people have recently made attempts on my life, and I receive spiritual threats daily. There has been a campaign to slander and destroy me in this country, and they have only a few more years to decide the rest of their existance, but I feel for Our people. Please dont lie to me...angles are watching. I Love you.
2007-05-22 08:09:20 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i think you are off your meds!
2007-05-22 08:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you really were the returning Lord Jesus Christ, you would descend from the clouds (Acts 1). You would also set up your kingdom on earth and wipe out all the evil like it says at the end of Revelation about Jesus's second coming. If people are making attempts on your life, then I would suggest you get right with the real Jesus Christ so that if they are ever successful, you will go to heaven.
2007-05-22 08:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by fuzz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 24:23-31
23 “If anyone tells you then, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘Over here!’ do not believe it!
24 False messiahs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.
25 Take note: I have told you in advance.
26 So if they tell you, ‘Look, he’s in the wilderness!’ don’t go out; ‘Look, he’s in the inner rooms!’ do not believe it.
27 For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
28 Wherever the carcass is, there the vultures will gather.
29 “Immediately after the tribulation of those days: The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not shed its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the celestial powers will be shaken.
30 “Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and then all the peoples of the earth will mourn; and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
31 He will send out His angels with a loud trumpet, and they will gather His elect from the four winds, from one end of the sky to the other.
2007-05-26 07:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are your qualifications for being Jesus Christ? If you are the Christ, then why are you complaining that people are trying to kill you? What is your message? What is your purpose? What, exactly, is a "spiritual" threat? How can anyone threaten the Christ, spiritually?
What is your authority? Why would you plead for honesty? If you are Christ, you can discern honesty from falsehood.
You are a fraud, and a rascal.
2007-05-22 08:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear........
1) If you were Christ, you wouldn't give a dam about people making attempts on your life.
(and since you do, I would encourage repentance, thus, when they do succeed, at least you know you will go to heaven)
and....
2) When my Savior comes back I will be seeing him descend from the clouds (as in not hearing about it on Yahoo Answers)
So my dear retard, I suggest you return to taking your meds, so that we Christians can continue looking to the skies again!
And we love you too, just its easier to do when you are on your meds
2007-05-22 08:33:52 · answer #5 · answered by hotbot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, what is your biblical proof? I am looking outside my window and I do not see you descending from the skies, and I have heard no trumpet blast like you said. My boss just got back from the DMV and says he saw nothing either.
What angles are watching me?
2007-05-22 08:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel so much safer when the angles watch me. Which ones are watching me personally? The Obtuse? The Acute? or the Right?
2007-05-22 08:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by Maverick 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are what Christians call somebody with the spirit of the Anti-Christ. That's a pretty dangerous place to be. That's a bummer for you.
2007-05-22 08:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by Micah 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
if you really were Jesus, you'd already know whether or not to trust me and if I'm honest. the "angles" are in every corner of this room! so are angels.
2007-05-22 09:39:55 · answer #9 · answered by wendy_da_goodlil_witch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) I have a brain, and it functions. anyone who's actually read revelations knows how Christ is coming back, after what event, and that He isn't coming back as a man, but more angelic and He won't be pleading for men's souls, He won't be mister nice-guy either
2) Christ said Himself not to believe anyone who said they are Christ
3) Christ is one with the Father, and the Father cannot go back on His word. either you are calling God unstable, the Bible an invention of man, or God a liar. all of which, are blasphemy
I dismiss anyone who claims to be Christ as one who needs a strait-jacket and drug rehab pronto...
2007-05-22 08:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You speak blasphemously...shame on you for claiming to be Christ.
I recommend admitting your sins and retracting your silly question.
2007-05-22 08:14:15 · answer #11 · answered by Diezel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋