FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL : Women are evil. Don't mess with them
2007-05-22 07:41:53 · 22 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This Is An All Time Classic! Congratulations!!!
2007-05-22 08:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short Answer: Three letters, YES Long Answer: Women are emotional and many of them would love you as you are, however, slowly, once your charm is being used to, it is time for the money to maintain the relation. Otherwise, breakup and if married divorce and half plus child support and jump on a rich guy if the chance is there (which usually is not when they are mid or old aged and end up depressed). That is what I mostly see and hear about throughout my life.
2016-05-20 01:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by glenna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adda Girl! We get the job done!
(If they didn't actually WANT her to kill him, they should have been more specific with their request! Some of us really wouldn't mind.)
2007-05-22 07:50:00 · answer #3 · answered by caw0911 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If we're evil I guess you guys out there better behave and know your place. Behind us!!
2007-05-22 07:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes we are evil
& proud with it
just think of hand on nuclear button when on pmt
2007-05-22 07:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, 100% true.
2007-05-22 07:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the word improvise just went to a whole new level huh??classic..a good one!!!
2007-05-22 20:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by K.J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so cruel.Thank God I'm single at present.
2007-05-22 07:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by Bixby07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
2007-05-22 07:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will never marry you
2007-05-22 07:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by New York 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋