2007-05-22 07:29:59 · 14 answers · asked by Sister Matylda 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just say ol' one eye needed to see the optometrist...
Nothing wrong with checking the vision once in a while.
2007-05-22 07:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does it say not to squeeze the Charmin in the Bible. Oh, wait, here's the reference: Hezekiah 2:16. Yes I guess you're right.
2007-05-22 14:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by rcpeabody1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Charmin...not charming. A prince can be charming, but one would only squeeze the Charmin!
2007-05-22 14:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Dan G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well..i doubt you go to hell for squeezing toilet paper. but when GOD siad, do not eat this forbidden fruit..GOD is not a liar, HE means what HE said..and you will die..is what HE said. GOd characertistic is being question here..HE means what HE said..no man can come to the Father, but through JESUS the son of GOD..the lamb tht PAID for you sins of squeezing the toilet paper. So again..by FAITH.that JESUS is ENOUGH to pay for all of your sins that violated of the 10 commandments and other commandment..by faith in what? HIS GRACE of GOD giving up HIS SON to SUFFER greatly and and terribley for ALL of OUR SINS..that through tht SHED BLOOD(payment of all sins or just one sin) is ENOUGH..and that is GOD doing of all of this..providing YOU the way to HEAVEN..vs eternal hell..of great suffering..forever. so YES..breaking a RULE bring PUNISHMENT..and man since then created religion to perfect SELF ..but if the Jewish people couldn't be PERFECT..no other religion is suffice to be perfect enough to enter into heaven..only one way..one door..that is through the shed blood of JESUS..who WILLINGLY gone to the cross..to pay for YOUR sins yesterday...today..and tomorrow forever..as lone as we..who accept and confess JESUS is truly the SON OF GOD..the LAMB of GOD..who take away the sins of the world..so that..I(you) may enter into heaven..by faith that this truth about JESUS is TRUTH.
NO MAN or religion can or will be sufficent for GOD perfect will and ways..to come to him.
2007-05-22 14:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by blessedrobert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Whipple was a filthy atheist hypocrite.
2007-05-22 14:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes dear you will go to hell, one way ticket!
2007-05-22 14:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by HopeH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean that weird blonde guy who tried to kill Shrek?? Why would you want to squeeze him?
2007-05-22 14:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's CHARMIN.....not charming.
2007-05-22 14:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by sisterdynomite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If mister Whiffle were God, You'd be in trouble. But he ain't, is he?
2007-05-22 14:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by Handy man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no. you would go to the paper product aisle in wal mart.
2007-05-22 14:34:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋