A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
2007-05-22 06:59:08 · 33 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a great one. my husband does tattoo's and I'll have to tell him about this one.
2007-05-22 07:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by livin'life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star i love ur jokes
2007-05-22 07:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if she is sick and tired - she wont have the energy when the holidays finaly come around!!
2007-05-22 07:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-05-22 07:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by Naruto #1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funneeeeeeeeee!!!!
2007-05-22 07:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by xxcHiNlOxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a disgusting, but funny joke.
2007-05-22 07:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by baby-phatgirl92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-05-22 09:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-05-22 07:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
excellent 1 dude...thanks 4the laugh
2007-05-22 07:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats funny, if a bit sick
2007-05-22 07:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Daisybelle 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋