A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
(Don't ya love military time?!)
2007-05-22 04:56:03 · 28 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OOOOO RAH!
2007-05-27 03:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marine boot camp is not coed. Both males and females train on Parris Island in different areas. They never even see each other. Army OSUT is infantry training, and females can not be in the infantry, which is why it is for men only. Marine SOI is infantry training, not boot camp. As far as which is tougher, I've never been to OSUT but due to the nature of the training I'm sure it's more difficult than Marine boot camp. Compared to SOI though, I'd lay my money on SOI being the more difficult of the two.
2016-05-20 00:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by sebrina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can appreciate that one Since I "relax" a military man every night. My Husband of course
2007-05-29 01:20:17 · answer #3 · answered by piglet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HooYah Got me a Military Man myself. lol
2007-05-28 02:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. Reminds me of how I used to get home at plenty after twelve when my parents would ask.
2007-05-28 03:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by bobbijoslin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Semper Fi!!!
ha ha ha ah ha !!!
and I didn't get it till almost the very end!!
eeewww so siiinnful!!!
Ex Marine! I just gonna havta REPENT!
2007-05-22 05:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by manoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed so hard nearly lost my coke (fizzy drink) :0) LOVE IT!
2007-05-29 18:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I cant stop laughing lol
2007-05-29 19:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, lol I didnt even catch it and i'm a former US soldier.
2007-05-22 05:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. this is quite funny in a dumb way :p
2007-05-28 23:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke...very funny!!!!
2007-05-22 05:00:41 · answer #11 · answered by YouWishYouWereMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋