There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
2007-05-22 01:55:59 · 25 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?????
OH, come on...take a guess!
Think about it
(You're going to love this!)
And the moral is...
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
2007-05-22 01:56:09 · update #1
Clever
2007-05-22 02:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Miller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No relation to a joke. It's like trying to say a piece of string and a paving stone makes a wine bottle. Keep trying though.
2007-05-22 02:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The funniest thing I have heard in a long time
2007-05-22 04:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by David A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The star is not for your joke. It is for the moral of your story.
2007-05-22 05:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Loved it. And I can't believe I didn't get it. WOW
But I'll give ya a star.
2007-05-22 08:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha!!! Nice one.
2007-05-22 05:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a GOOD ONE!! LOL :p
~peace~
2007-05-22 05:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had me going there a very good one and I've not heard it before........STAR
2007-05-22 02:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap but good if that makes sense, I like it!
2007-05-22 02:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by Neil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny very funny
2007-05-22 02:06:28 · answer #10 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋