2007-05-22 00:59:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Judging by their behavior in public places, some people's children have not passed the chimp stage yet, and their parents are doing nothing to civilize them. Funny thing is, most of those parents are wearing crosses around their necks. Just an observation.
2007-05-22 01:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The lizard bit is done in the womb
The chimp bit is done as a baby (with less hair) - human babies learn a great deal faster than chimps, but can't hold on to their mother on their own.
Then the baby becomes a child and hopefully grows in to an intelligent and responsible adult.
2007-05-22 08:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Valarian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. However, we do seek scientific explanations regarding the origin of species. Poof, does not explain anything. Additionally, you need some work in the area of syntax.
2007-05-22 08:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. We think about the great invisible man in the sky that snapped his fingers and out popped little suzie.
2007-05-22 08:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by nurserachet_0000 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Er...let me think....NO! What a silly question! Im guessing you're a creationist so perhaps your kids were made by imaginary magic? Shazaaam!
2007-05-22 08:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know, people on here have commented how stupid you are and how ridiculous this question is, but really, what they believe about evolution sums up to that statement. Are they denying it? Or are they just too embarrassed to claim that's what they actually believe?
2007-05-22 09:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I recognize that you must be proud of being such a dunce. To make you even happier, I will pity you.
2007-05-22 10:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't always tell if a question like this is meant to be strictly humorous or if it demonstrates incredible ignorance.
2007-05-22 08:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sure we do!Don't christians look at their kids at say"what a nice piece of dirt we've raised?"
2007-05-22 08:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's a whole lot better than what your momma said about you.
2007-05-22 08:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋