That's pretty damn selfish. Your god is simply a housesitter and personal assistant? I don't think I've ever heard that interpretation of the bible.
Personally, I think my god (not matter what/who he/she/it happens to be) is just chillin' out in his/her/it's favorite easy chair... Cheering me on in life.
2007-05-22 01:01:06
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answered by Anonymous
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The eternal soul of the human named Jesus looks pretty much like the actor at the end of Mel's movie now from all the negative behavior/violence done in his name. He wasn't crucified on earth but sure has been every since by the behavior of those that profess to follow him.
2007-05-22 02:07:18
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answered by American Spirit 7
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He's waiting for us to repent and give our lives to Him so that we are not left behind. Maybe if He came now , not many people would make it/ Only God knows when He wil send Jesus Hids Son to come again.
2007-05-22 01:02:41
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answered by tee 2
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Playing xbox wearing slippers and browing a huge man gut, which he occasionally pats while taking a big poo and reading the newspaper! What an image!!
2007-05-22 01:30:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, the Bible says He ever lives to intercede for us. I take that to mean He's also praying for His church. I'm sure that takes up the remainder of His time. (Smile)
2007-05-22 01:00:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Keeping an eye on all His Children! And waiting to greet us with open arms when we die!
2007-05-22 01:01:00
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answered by Gerry 7
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I think he is working in a bank, as I am always hearing about how he saves us
2007-05-22 00:59:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Walking the earth, watching over his flock, and playing the occasional round of golf. ;-)
2007-05-22 00:58:50
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answered by map8oula 3
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Well, I hope he's he's tidying up a bit.
2007-05-22 00:59:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Is this a test?
2007-05-22 00:58:55
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answered by arewethereyet 7
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