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Christians, besides preparing a place in His Father's house for us, what is Jesus doing now prior to the disappearance of His people?

2007-05-22 00:55:50 · 12 answers · asked by Today's Bible 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

That's pretty damn selfish. Your god is simply a housesitter and personal assistant? I don't think I've ever heard that interpretation of the bible.

Personally, I think my god (not matter what/who he/she/it happens to be) is just chillin' out in his/her/it's favorite easy chair... Cheering me on in life.

2007-05-22 01:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

The eternal soul of the human named Jesus looks pretty much like the actor at the end of Mel's movie now from all the negative behavior/violence done in his name. He wasn't crucified on earth but sure has been every since by the behavior of those that profess to follow him.

2007-05-22 02:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by American Spirit 7 · 0 2

He's waiting for us to repent and give our lives to Him so that we are not left behind. Maybe if He came now , not many people would make it/ Only God knows when He wil send Jesus Hids Son to come again.

2007-05-22 01:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by tee 2 · 1 1

Playing xbox wearing slippers and browing a huge man gut, which he occasionally pats while taking a big poo and reading the newspaper! What an image!!

2007-05-22 01:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Well, the Bible says He ever lives to intercede for us. I take that to mean He's also praying for His church. I'm sure that takes up the remainder of His time. (Smile)

2007-05-22 01:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Keeping an eye on all His Children! And waiting to greet us with open arms when we die!

2007-05-22 01:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by Gerry 7 · 1 2

I think he is working in a bank, as I am always hearing about how he saves us

2007-05-22 00:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Walking the earth, watching over his flock, and playing the occasional round of golf. ;-)

2007-05-22 00:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by map8oula 3 · 0 3

Well, I hope he's he's tidying up a bit.

2007-05-22 00:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Is this a test?

2007-05-22 00:58:55 · answer #10 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0 2

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