to have flock of sexy virgins plus a free house and garden of fruits, white rabbits, flying angels …something like that - no maonthly bills , no tax , no traffic , no global war ming , no dumb religious donkey around .
2007-05-22 00:39:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Karma suthar is to make blue movies :-) that's temperory heaven
2007-05-22 00:48:47 · update #1
Forget it! There's no God and no heaven. They're children's fairy-tales for people who never grow up.
In this life, all you need to do is to "Love thy neighbour". Do that and you win either way... First of all, if I am right and there is no heaven you will have led a wonderful life... Secondly, if I am wrong and there is a heaven you're first in line for admission! Easy peasy!
2007-05-22 00:48:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Karma Sutra!! Tis an ancient guide to the ways of reaching sexual Nirvana (heaven). Some people say they see god when they have sex but that would make me feel most uncomfortable an probably ruin the mood!!! Plus there is no tax on sex, if there is traffic you're doing very well for yourself!! The only globes being warmed are of the breast variety. You'll feel like a flying angel and as long as ur not doing it with a prostutute there are no monthly bills!!! Garden of fruits and white rabbits?? Not my thing!!! That has to be a good answer!!
2007-05-22 00:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Non Believer 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Try reading "The Richest Man in Babylon" by George S Clason......it was written in about 1943 (pretty ancient to me), and has been reprinted as a best-seller almost EVERY year since then . I can absolutely guarantee that if you follow it's advice (and you can read it ALL in less than a day), you WILL (eventually) have your flock of sexy virgins, big house, big garden, etc.
Just a quick question, though....who REALLY wants a flock of sexy virgins? I'd prefer a flock of sexy EXPERIENCED WOMEN.....a lot less maintenance and training required.
2007-05-22 00:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by The Master 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It is definately not the easy road, but the Bible is it...
Ask my grandpa, he is hospital bound now. He was here just two weeks ago watching our dogs, and now the nurses are watching him. He is very anti religion, but he does know his right and wrong. Ask him, he will tell you the Bible is right, but does he believe it, not at all......very frustrating for me, I want to see him in heaven, but he hangs on to his anti God "thing". whatever that is.
Frustrating for me, devastating for my grandpa and you, but to God, it is just our choice, He doesn't stress out,.....
I hope you attract many virgins to make you happy, even though I don't believe women are like that unless you have a lot of money, but whatever you want to believe is good for you and God, unless YOU want to change.
God is the same as when He spoke to Abram, Abraham, or you and I......I am glad I know where I am going.
At least you have heard about God, same as anyone............
2007-05-22 00:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Gospel of John as found in the Bible. an excerpt: "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son to die for us, that who so ever believes in him will not perish, but have eternal life. John 3:16."
2007-05-22 00:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by Paul K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try the Bible -- both the Old and New Testaments. What you're really asking for is a fantasy. You want heaven on Earth and that's just not going to happen. So, grow up and deal with it.
2007-05-22 00:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So basically you want to believe the sales pitch that all
these parasites try to sell their religion with, have you ever
noticed that the high muckety muck gets set up wih all
the heavenly rewards in this life, just in case
You might as well try a road map.
2007-05-22 00:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by wise old sage 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
the holly quraan .. it says that if you prevented yourself in this life from all the sins you will be rewarded in the after life by going to the heaven and having whatever you want in there .. there is even a river made of bear ( and it doesnt make you high ) .
2007-05-22 00:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Winnie the Pooh.
2007-05-22 00:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by DAVE 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The bible that is the only thing if your a christian and the best way i use too-pick me best answer
2007-05-22 00:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by MusicFan 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋