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a man gets on a bus with a one piece snooker cue and the bus driver says he'll have to pay 2 fares because the cue is over 5 foot so the man gets off the bus and buys something from a shop and gets back on the bus and only pays 1 fare and the snooker cue is still intact, what did he buy to enable him to only pay 1 fare

2007-05-22 00:09:55 · 16 answers · asked by greyskinn 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

He buys a small tin of white paint. He paints the cue stick white, and uses it as a blind person would, as a cane. The bus driver cannot refuse a blind person's cane or charge them extra for it.
At least that's my guess.

2007-05-22 00:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 5 0

White spray paint - $1.00, Sunglasses, $1.00, painting your snooker cue white and using it as a blind-mans walking stick, to keep from paying an extra fare on a bus, Priceless.

2007-05-22 07:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by April J 4 · 2 0

Some sticky tape and he sticks the cue onto the outside of the bus before getting back on?

2007-05-22 07:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by SteveT 7 · 1 1

It doesn't say he has the cue on the bus.

So, he leaves the old one piece cue somewhere....but intact...buys a new two piece cue and gets on the bus.

2007-05-22 07:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by PollyPocket 4 · 1 0

I'm only guessing, buy he could have brought a locker of some kind and left it in there. Or traded it in and 'brought' a shorter cue.

2007-05-22 07:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by ben_m_g 4 · 0 0

A tin of white paint. He then used the cue as a "white stick" and pretended to be blind.

2007-05-23 01:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0 0

A tape measure to prove the cue was 4ft11.5"?

2007-05-22 09:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he bought a long jacket and put the cue under it...although it would have been cheaper to pay 2 bus tickets derrrrrr (unless he went to a 2nd hand shop lol)

2007-05-22 07:13:34 · answer #8 · answered by colesey72 4 · 0 1

he got on a different bus as some bus drivers are out of order and others are nice

2007-05-22 08:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did he buy a ticket? When he got back on the bus, he only had one more to buy? I doubt it, but it's possible.

2007-05-22 11:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by Elle S 1 · 0 0

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