Just need help.
2007-05-21 22:34:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How about you just schlep down to the store and get one for yourself?
2007-05-21 22:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a Satanic Bible? Lmao, I would like to read that, especially the publisher and see who is getting rich. I bet they don't give them away free like the Gideon Bibles. Still, it would be interesting to read.
Just do what you normally do when you want something from mom, Wagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! and stomp your feet. You'll have your bible and maybe even some new playstation games.
2007-05-21 22:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just tell her its cursed! If she destroys it or burns it or try's to have it blessed bad things will happen! Basically the truth! If she is God fearing then she'll be mad and a little scared but she'll give it back! You are aware that its 65% bull, right?
2007-05-21 22:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Silent watcher of fools 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is by slapping the right and left fac e of your mother then spit on his nose so that she will know that you are conqueered by the satan and will give you the satanic bible,then go to the police and imprisoned yourself inside the jail.
jtm
2007-05-21 22:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Just say, "Hey mom! I wanna be a bankrupt, wife-beating pimp like Anton LaVey!"
And remember to brush your fangs.
2007-05-24 17:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by The Notorious Doctor Zoom Zoom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you insane? Ask that from your mother? Get one for yourself.
2007-05-21 22:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by digitalove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer her a brand new fully gassed chainsaw in trade.
Either way you lose.
2007-05-21 22:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by sympleesymple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you asking your mother- does she have one and is a little possessive?
2007-05-21 22:38:10 · answer #8 · answered by twistedshower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda depends on your mother, doesn't it? We need more info in order to answer your question properly. :)
2007-05-21 22:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by HornGal88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably from a safe distance if you know what is good for you.
2007-05-21 22:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋