A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
are you laughing?
2007-05-21 21:34:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because this is in the Religion & Spirituality catagory I was assuming that this would be a diss to religion, but it actually is a pretty funny joke. I didn't get it the first time, but I can't wait to tell it to everyone I know. I love jokes.
2007-05-21 21:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by Moonwitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sad thing is, this probably happened. There's no accounting for the stupidity of people. However, the stupidity of others can be entertaining and humorous. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-05-22 04:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by QueenQuill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. On that laugh, I can now go to bed. Night!!
2007-05-22 04:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I heard all day!
2007-05-22 04:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL of course. lets just hope its not true.
2007-05-22 04:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by LOTR Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's a good one...
2007-05-22 04:39:42 · answer #6 · answered by javornik1270 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, nice
2007-05-22 04:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm smiling :-)
2007-05-22 04:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋