hey when you die, you wanna go to heaven and hang out with Jehova Whitnesses and Mormons, or go to hell and hang out with Hookers, and Biggie?
2007-05-21 17:36:21 · 23 answers · asked by loutejada 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Satan doesn't exist but he did, I'd party with him in hell listening to Runnin' with the Devil by Van Halen.
2007-05-21 17:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons? And what about Christians? By the way, the Bible describes hell as a fiery place of solitude. You may never have contact with any other human for an eternity. If you do, you will only see anguish and torment. Hell is not a big party, it is torture. Do not wish to go there, please.
2007-05-22 00:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by Brandi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh C'mon Lou ... you don't really believe (if you belive in HELL) that you get to hang out with cool people, now do you?
Personally, I don't believe in HELL, but the whole concept is that you are burning in a lake of fire for eternity ... now how cool would that be ...even if hookers and Biggie were there burning alongside you?
Really .....
2007-05-22 00:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you say "hang out" in Hell, it probably doesn't mean the same as here. Does that mean like hanging to dry by hanging from your arms or is it a reference of stuff "hanging out" of you stomach once it was cut opened? Hell wouldn't be Hell is it was just a place to have a beer.
Can you scientifically prove who will be in heaven? I love to ask it to the groups who normal ask others to answer it.
2007-05-22 00:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by DS M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather be with Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses than some of the sanctimonious, self-righteous, judgmental so-called "Christians" I see and meet. I'd rather be with hookers, or anyone who is honest about their situation in life.
2007-05-23 09:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First and foremost I think that saying Biggie is somewhere you have no proof of is offensive. And HELL no I want to go where I belong and that is in HEAVEN with GOD and JESUS.
2007-05-22 00:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by Lavender Diamond 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe mormons will go to heaven, and I'm not real sure about JWs, but I have my doubts. But I really like the hope of eternity with my Creator and Best Friend.
2007-05-22 00:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by jchristop05 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
satan does not rock, he sux!
and yes I wanna go to heaven it wont matter whos there but I'll be with my Lord and be eternally happy forever and ever and ever and EVER! Heaven is heaven its amazing and its peace and its everything we are lacking here. Eternity with God and ultra happiness sounds awesome to me.
And hell is the opposite, it is eternal suffering and complete seperation from God. you think earth is bad??? omg hell is billions and billions and billions times worse.
Believe me the ppl who are burning in hell righ tnow are NOT having a good time! I can promise you that.
2007-05-22 00:41:31 · answer #8 · answered by Bri 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Mormons are cool.
Especially the handsome guys in white shirts.
whooo!
2007-05-22 00:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by Meatwad 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That Satan!! Always trying to one-up Loki! What a funny guy.
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2007-05-22 00:43:15 · answer #10 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋