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2007-05-21 16:50:58 · 25 answers · asked by Lynne O'Dwyer 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Oh my gosh - you guys are cracking me up!!!!!

2007-05-21 16:58:25 · update #1

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There's a water-based cell phone inplanted in your butt and when you immerse it in water, it automatically dials your home phone number. It was put there by aliens during a probe, but you probably don;t remember it.

2007-05-21 16:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 4 0

I often ask myself the same question "Why would that have gone any other way?" day in and day out.

When you sit down to feed your baby, the phone rings.
When you start to work out, the phone rings.
Just when you get your cranky, teething 9 month old down for nap, the phone rings.
Just as your in a rush leaving for work, the phone rings.
When you sit down to watch your only favorite show in the world, guess what? The PHONE RINGS.

But when your bored and have all the free time in the world, no one is around when you finally have a minute to catch up with friends on the phone.

2007-05-21 16:57:32 · answer #2 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 4 0

Because your neighbors are a bunch of Peeping Toms who want a chance to see you get out of the bath and then back in again so they spy on you, watch you get into the tub, then makes the phone call

2007-05-21 16:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by websurfr132 3 · 1 0

Because the deadbeat who used to have our phone number is in debt, and the phone rings all the time for her, regardless of water.

2007-05-21 17:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by imjustasteph 4 · 0 0

It's known as the Aqua Bell Graham phenomenon.

2007-05-21 16:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by ro 1 · 3 0

its jus becoz the plc where it itches s usually not within ur hand's reach.... its exactly y ppl call a building wen it's already built..... n of course y a round pizza alwz comes in a square box ;)

2007-05-22 00:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know but I hate that,then you have to either run to answer befor they hang up or just sit there and let it ring,

2007-05-21 16:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by DiamondXxx 6 · 2 0

yeh, and also when a mother of a baby starts eating her food the baby wakes up and starts crying!

2007-05-21 17:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by prs 6 · 0 0

Murphy's law

2007-05-21 16:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Christine Lam 2 · 1 0

Yes It does, without fail. Just like when your on the toilet, somebody always knocks on the door.

2007-05-21 16:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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