(This is just not right)
Little Johnny and his brother, Marvin came home from school one sunny afternoon. Johnny runs straight to his dad's workshop(where he usually spent his evenings) and says "you ain't gonna believe it, Marvin and his teacher did it in the coatroom today" Their dad goes up to Marvin's room and says "Well, is it true son," "yeah dad," "Go get in the truck"
"I'm really sorry, am I in trouble?". "Trouble, for what, bein' a chip off the old block. In my day there was this teacher, Mrs. Jones, and all the boys had crushes on her. But I was the only one ever got ta bang her erasers if you know what I mean." "Yeah dad, I think I do. So where are we goin'?" "I'm takin' ya ta Wally Worl' gonna get you that bike and anythin' else ya want."
Marvin picks out a bike, some candy and they go home. First thing he does is go up to his room with the candy and toys. dad asks Johnny why he's not on his new bike. Johnny said "I don't know, I guess his butt still hurts"
2007-05-21 15:38:29 · 12 answers · asked by Joe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you don't get it that's a good thing
2007-05-21 16:27:46 · update #1
that ain't right
2007-05-21 15:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-31 01:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love those Little Johnny jokes, they are cute yet funny in an unusual way lol.
2007-05-21 15:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just wrong hahahahahahahhahahahaha wronghahahahahahaha wro hahahahahahaha
gasp hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-05-21 15:52:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-21 16:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it really wasnt payin attention if you know what i mean .
2007-05-21 16:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by LadyOreo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is TOO right!
It's just right!!!
Great joke! I can't believe I hadn't heard it before. :)
2007-05-21 16:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao! omg thats terrible! and hilarious!
2007-05-21 15:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by Heady S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whao, wasnt exspecting that!lol!!
2007-05-21 15:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-21 15:44:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋