2007-05-21 14:42:00 · 21 answers · asked by MrsOcultyThomas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would say yes. If he is how he is described he has a bunch of kids he has to keep his eye on and half of them are rotten....he deserves some lovin'!
2007-05-21 14:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by KS 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
According to archaeological evidence and Prof. Ze'ev Herzog of Tel Aviv University, God had a wife - the goddess Asherah.
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=42815
2007-05-21 21:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, well .... he's done some pretty bad sh*t, but I'm not sure that it warrants that severe a sentence.
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Humour : n & v
1. a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement: the humour of a situation.
2. the faculty of perceiving what is amusing or comical: He is completely without humour.
3. an instance of being or attempting to be comical or amusing; something humorous: The humour in his joke eluded the audience.
4. the faculty of expressing the amusing or comical: The author's humour came across better in the book than in the movie.
5. comical writing or talk in general; comical books, skits, plays, etc.
2007-05-21 22:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by cosmicvoyager 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is blasphemy to think that the virgin Mary was Gods wife.How sacrilegious can the catholics get?They err no knowing the scriptures.In the resurrection they neither Mary or are given in marriage. Matthew 22:30
2007-05-22 02:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is not human. He does not desire this love we desire. He desires truth, fellowship, and pure love based on faith. He desires Purity. Purity.
Give HIM that. No need for a wife.
And for everyone else, think on God's Level. As in, out of the box. God's Level. He desires Purity.
2007-05-21 21:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by Kyle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With all that the word "wife" implies, yes He does. But it appears that what should be His wife is shaping up to be nothing more than a common whore- the so-called church.
2007-05-21 22:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Virgin Mary has long been thought of as spouse of the Holy Spirit. This is one of the reasons that calling The Holy Spirit a "she" is so repulsive because the Evil One knows that it is condoning the "gay marriage" thing and he is laughing his head off at us humans. When will people understand he hates us?
2007-05-21 21:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you looking to propose?
The bible says the Church is the bride of Christ, and all this time on earth he is purifying her and making her ready for his coming. So you might be out of luck.
2007-05-21 21:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Heloise 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure He qualifies, but could you imagine the to do list she would give Him?
That would be a little much.
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2007-05-21 21:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, maybe She deserves a husband.
2007-05-21 21:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋