A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother.
Three days before his return he calls his brother. "So how is my cat doing?"
"He's dead."
"He's dead! What do you mean he's dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me? I'm leaving in 3 days. You could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could of told me, 'Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.' Then when I call you from the airport you could of told me, 'The fire department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.' "
"I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again."
"Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?"
"She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down."
2007-05-21 13:54:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
lol
that is hilarious
another good one
keep em comin
great
2007-05-21 14:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brrrum ching ( rim shot ) oldie but a goodie
2007-05-28 09:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was toooooo funny!!! I'm sitting here grinning and laughing and WOW!!!! That was just toooo funny! To me anyway.... You rock out loud!!!! Keep writing jokes!!
P.S. I was first to star it! :)
2007-05-21 21:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-28 12:25:22 · answer #4 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh, ouch! lol
2007-05-22 07:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one, and it is clean, too.
2007-05-28 19:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, he should have stayed home.
2007-05-25 21:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God, this is funny! bettyk
2007-05-28 21:18:37 · answer #8 · answered by elisayn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and clever
2007-05-26 04:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, enjoyment all around
2007-05-29 03:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by Eeyore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋