Why not Amerika start a new, full-scale Crusade, like 1000 years ago, in the name of Christianity?

Question

And wipe out all those evil Musalleems and Mexikoins that have brought their filth and bombs to the land of the frees?

Will Amerika make the world worship the Christ, the Father and the Holey Casper?

Dear Musalleems, Juice and Mexikoins: I am counting your days with my toes (and, beware, for my left pinky toe is missing from an ill-fated nail-clipping that went putrefoidly wrong, muahaha!)

God bleach Amerika!!!!

Answer 1

God bleach Amerika?

Man, all our diversity hang-ups can be described with a laundry metaphor...

Answer 2

Good post. Silly, but funny, too. Because we have ethics and values that mean we'd like to see Islam survive.

How about the alternative post?

"Why not Amerika accept a new, full-scale Islamic government, like 1000 years ago, in the name of Islam?
And wipe out all those evil Krustians and Witt people that have brought their filth and bombs to the land of the frees?

Will Islam make the world worship the Muhammed, the Profit and the Great Alliar?

Dear Krispies, Juice and Wilt People: I am counting your days with my toes (and, beware, for my left pinky toe is missing from an ill-fated nail-clipping that went putrefoidly wrong, muahaha!)

God bleach Amerika!!!!"

Just as silly.

Answer 3

Just a suggestion but try hitting the "spell check" button !

Answer 4

The crusades were never done in the name of Christianity; it was done in the name of Roman Catholicism, which is totally different from Christianity.

Answer 5

Well, we have, in Iraq, but not in the name of any god, but in the name of Oil.

Count Afghanistan in too.

Answer 6

It's the horseback riding. No one wants to do that anymore.

Answer 7

Go do your homework! AT this rate McDonalds isnt going to want you!

Answer 8

I excute

Answer 9

So what's your question you freak?

Answer 10

you look ugly and you are not funny.