( only answer though, if you ARE actually god)
Only god can answer this question - I expect no answers !
2007-05-21 12:34:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Choo is right - ARE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE GOD ???? (be honest, no joke answers please...)
2007-05-21 13:41:55 · update #1
I wish i was god, then I could star my own questions....
2007-05-21 13:43:04 · update #2
WOOOODYYYY... *bigish voice*
"If I have told you once I have told you a thousand times, stop pestering me whilst Im in the bath, Jesus! get of you lazy ar se and deal with Woody Will you....."
2007-05-21 23:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not God. "Met him" once.
To be specific, I came to my "self" after four hours of being everything, everywhere, everywhen, simultaneously.
Changed my life for the better in so many ways.
No message, no mission, no sense of being superior.
I have no book, no group, no following. I just help where I can. How can I help (if I can)?
2007-05-21 12:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are being held in a queue. Your call is important to God and he is aware that you are waiting. Cue some shite music.......
2007-05-21 12:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by masonv80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up and smell the coffee, God wants you to learn to help yourself......he's not gonna do it FOR you !!
2007-05-21 22:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to leave a message and I'll pass it on?
2007-05-21 12:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by lix 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hi. how can i help
By the way i am a woman..but let the men still believe that i am male..they're not ready for the truth...
2007-05-21 12:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by itsallgood 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm busy right at the moment but if you care to leave your name and number after the beep I'll get right back to you.............BEEP......
2007-05-21 12:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look, I've been standing beside you for all eternity, and still you don't know me?
2007-05-21 13:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he said bog off, go to a self help group, he's busy right now
2007-05-21 12:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just spoke to him, he will be with you soon, only he is a bit busy at the moment. Looking for someone!!!!!!!
2007-05-21 12:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋