A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
2007-05-21 10:34:46 · 5 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Arrr, matie, that's a good 'un, as I live and breathe
2007-05-21 10:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by nyninchdick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He asked if the genie could turn the ocean into beer.
2007-05-21 17:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by albert g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha that is so funny. I almost peed my pants, which makes me laugh harder because of the joke. You know "now we're going to have to pee in the boat." That is hilarious!!!!!!
2007-05-21 17:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Pink Bubblegum13 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny. Yo got the idea from Pirates of the Caribbean, didn't you? :D
2007-05-21 18:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY FUNNY
2007-05-21 17:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋