A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man with her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2007-05-21 09:57:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I NEED A BIKE TOO!!!! HAHAHHAH THATS HILARIOUS!
2007-05-21 10:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by AngelPrincess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it , off to bed now for a quick rub down , i need a new car !
2007-05-21 10:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Have a star!!!!!!!
2007-05-21 10:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by whudafxup05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no stars today
sorry
2007-05-21 10:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not great
2007-05-21 10:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by Richard H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - you can have a star!
2007-05-21 10:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how old is that!!! (about 15yr old or more)
2007-05-23 04:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Les T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!!!!! hardy hardy ha!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-21 10:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋