would God make him die for his own sins then?
2007-05-21
09:14:24
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I reckon Jesus would smoke some killer hydro- nothing can kill JC,so he could just come back again-he would be the biggest drug dealer on the planet-Allah would get into the turf war
2007-05-21
09:24:36 ·
update #1
Sheridan-how do you know there is no smoking in heaven? I thought if you went to heaven u could do what you wanted? so if you love smoking you can carry on for as long as you want-example is Homer getting all the donuts in the world.
As a side note I bet JC could make a killer bong.All them clouds in heaven are from Gods
secret stash
2007-05-21
09:36:50 ·
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maybe he will be mates with cheech and chong
2007-05-21 12:26:56
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answered by forbes69 1
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this question made me pretty mad ok... Jesus is alive, He died and rose again for all our sins. He is in Heaven and the next time we see Him is on Judgment Day so...
1. There is no smoking in Heaven
2. Jesus obeys the law
3. Jesus already died
4. He wouldn't touch something as foul as a cigarette.
5. God made Him die once I don't think He'll do that again
If you are so curious this doesn't answer your question ask Him yourself!!!!
2007-05-21 09:30:45
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answered by sheridangirl2000 2
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He could smoke where He wanted and what He wanted. Only He can judge the correctness of anything. Humans try to say what is allowed or disallowed for God? Like they know something God doesn't!
2007-05-21 09:20:46
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answered by InSeattle 3
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Jesus would not waste money by burning it up. He would give the money to the poor. He also would not be a litterbug or pollute the planet.
Just look how he recycled all those loaves and fishes?
2007-05-21 09:17:55
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answered by Makemeaspark 7
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what the heck
first of all smoking is dumb
y the hell would jesus smoke if he knows it can kill him
finally smoking in a non smoking area is against the rules and jesus always obeys god's rules
2007-05-21 09:18:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus would not smoke. he honors his own body and he will always set a good example to be followed.
2007-05-21 09:23:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus would have the willpower to resist starting in the first place.
2007-05-21 10:49:26
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answered by Anonymous
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He'd be able to change the signs so wherever he was would be a smoking area
2007-05-21 09:18:59
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answered by bobthebrowser 6
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Please don't make fun of Jesus and God. I don't find it nice.
But to answer your question, Jesus would not smoke and He did die for our sins, the least we should say is Thank you,Amen.
2007-05-21 09:19:10
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answered by Prudie 3
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No Jesus would not smoke
2007-05-21 12:19:08
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answered by tee 2
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i seriously doubt that Jesus would even consider smoking.
2007-05-21 09:17:25
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answered by lilywort 3
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