Once a doctor had a very unfortunate patient. He was forever suffering from headaches and if there was a bug going around he caught it without doubt.
One night at 1 in the morning the doctor recieved a phonecall in bed. The doctor answered, it was his patient, "Doctor Doctor!! I think I have constipation what do I do?"
"I am sleepin but make an appointment tomorrow" said the doctor. From this moment on the doctor always recieved a phone call in the early hours of every morning from the patient complaining of illness until fortunatley he died. Even though he shouldnt be the doctor felt slightly relieved until he got ran over by a bus the next day.
By coincedence the doctor was buried next to his unfortunate patient. it wasnt until the early hours of the morning when the doctor heard a tapping on the side of his coffin
"Doctor Doctor! Do u have something for worms!!??"
2007-05-21
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