A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.
During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asks if the guy has any disabilities.
The guy responds, "Well, I stepped on a land mine over there and blew my testicles off."
"Great!," responds the interviewer... we give disabled Vet preference. "You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn't everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?", asks the guy.
"Yes, but you don't have to come in until 10...
All we do is just stand around and scratch our balls for the first two hours anyway!"
2007-05-21 08:16:09 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL........ thanks for a laugh...... No wonder I have to wait in a long line when I was submit my application to Post-Office...
2007-05-21 10:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it. I wish I had the 8-10 job.
2007-05-21 15:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright 7/10
2007-05-21 16:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by :)☮♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-05-21 15:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! What a rollicking good one!
2007-05-21 15:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever and works with any job. It rates a star.
2007-05-21 15:26:29 · answer #6 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The truth can be very funny, youv,e proved that, good one.
2007-05-21 15:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-21 16:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's so hilarious!!!
but if i were a dude i would rater be able to go in at 8 if you know what i mean. lol
2007-05-21 15:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by MasterAdvisor!DUH! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-05-21 15:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋