A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
2007-05-21 08:06:42 · 10 answers · asked by xxDiStUrBeDxx 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where can you hire people like that
my garden is a jungle (not kidding)
great joke though
2007-05-21 08:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-05-21 09:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he wants to get rid of the grass, he should either buy a scythe (those are cool - nice to get a good swinging action) or simply just light a fire - (I'd put sandbags around the patch to prevent the fire spreading) and burn the grass down.
2007-05-21 08:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by einenglander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-21 09:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It almost doesnt get any better than this!
LOL
2007-05-21 08:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-05-21 08:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pure teaser! xx
2007-05-21 08:14:53 · answer #7 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very good
2007-05-21 08:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, not bad
2007-05-21 08:09:50 · answer #9 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!!Last !!! Promise
Thank you
2007-05-21 08:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋