This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
Name: Greg Bulmash.
Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
Desired position: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
Education: Yes.
Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.
Salary: Less than I'm worth.
Most notable achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
Reason for leaving: It sucked.
Hours available to work: Any.
Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
Do you have any special skills?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
2007-05-21 07:51:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
May we contact your current employer?: If I had one, would I be here?
Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to 50 Lbs?: Of what?
Do you have a car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
Have you received any special awards or recognition?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
Do you smoke?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
What would you like to be doing in five years?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge?: Yes. Absolutely.
Sign here: Aries.
2007-05-21 07:51:55 · update #1
So that's the secret. I took the time to fill mine out properly and they never called.
2007-05-21 07:59:02 · answer #1 · answered by WatchOut 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good bit of humor. Thanks.
People don't normally beg for stars, they are given because people like a joke or question.
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2007-05-22 14:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats about as funny as a shruinken in the eyeball!!
2016-04-01 00:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-21 09:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Star for you!
2007-05-22 18:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed till my heart ached
2007-05-21 08:26:48 · answer #6 · answered by Matthew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
9/10
2007-05-21 07:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by Whitney 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, im staring, sign here: aries
2007-05-21 08:03:54 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
2007-05-21 08:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by Adriana p 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! Thanks for sharing
2007-05-21 21:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by Sυ$ιє 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋