In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????....)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
2007-05-21 04:10:49 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
2007-05-21 04:11:23 · update #1
you raise a good point.
2007-05-21 05:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by down2earthgurl14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to say thx for adding this. After reading those funny things above, it made me curis as to if I had any funnies in my own cabinet here at work.
Come to find out I found sugar in my cabinet that I didn't know I had. So now I can drink my tea sweetnend.
Thx so very much.
for the jokes too.
2007-05-21 04:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny....but whats funnier is that I'm sure half of these things are labeled the way they r because idiotic people actually try to sue after their kids jump off the roof or after they shove a hair dryer against their head & go to sleep like that....stupid people call for stupid warning labels....HAHAHA
2007-05-21 04:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by CRYSTAL S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love'em
2007-05-21 04:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by Luv Peace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny and True hahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-05-26 02:14:55 · answer #5 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh all of them are so funny and true gosh you had me laughing so hard I gotta give you 10 You are the person that has made me laugh 2day. Thanx a bunches.
2007-05-21 05:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Maria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband has a picture of a label {cleaning instructions in the event of soiling give to wife} the best I've seen.
2007-05-21 04:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always a joy to still read these.
It scares me to think that someone at sometime actualy tried some of these and they had to go back and rewrite the warning label...brrrrr.
2007-05-21 04:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
there are some gems in there.
i like the one about the flying costume and sleep aid causing drowsiness
2007-05-21 04:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by joey322 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a 2 litre milk container while camping I read "Allergy Advice: May contain milk" I loved the inclusion of the word "May" I would have been worried if it hadn't.
2016-05-18 22:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO oh my gosh I have never laughed so hard in my life LOL. Thank you I needed that LOL We live in a stupid world LOL
2007-05-21 05:10:47 · answer #11 · answered by ♫Rock'n'Rob♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋