There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2007-05-21 03:34:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute cute!!!
2007-05-21 03:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Punk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde women human beings have been sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(close to ohio) female a million: what's closed...Ohio or the moon? female 2:nicely,duh,i will see the moon!
2016-11-04 21:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT BLONDE IS A GENIUS..she made 40$
2007-05-21 03:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-05-21 03:55:59 · answer #4 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funnny
i am not a blonde but i would try something like that
2007-05-21 03:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That blonde should be in captivity.
2007-05-21 03:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-21 03:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by lavender tots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's hilarious she's a smart blonde!!!
2007-05-21 03:38:27 · answer #8 · answered by huma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the color of hair never determines intelligence...and your joke proved it.
2007-05-21 03:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what you call a bluff.
2007-05-21 03:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by oldknowitall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋