Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in th cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take her panties and use them.
Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned to the other husband and said, "These girls nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!"
2007-05-21 03:25:13 · 12 answers · asked by jsilverman645 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
2007-05-21 03:25:22 · update #1
Awww... Cute...
I gave it a star!
2007-05-21 03:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda Kasual 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is to funny i give it a 10
2007-05-21 10:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-05-21 10:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That just proves that getting drunk is not the answer, you can have fun without overdoing it!
2007-05-21 10:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by oldknowitall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That just proves when you have to go you have to go. Women can do it just as good as men.
2007-05-23 10:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already heard that and i never thought it was funny
2007-05-21 10:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats groos and unsanitary not to mention a little corny
2007-05-21 10:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! LOL!
Thanks, I needed a goog laugh!
2007-05-21 10:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by autoglide 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoo..that wus funnii.XD
2007-05-21 10:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by Bitsy S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was raunchy
2007-05-21 10:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by andy p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋