Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6.
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'
"What's the fuXXing difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbours' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "F--K OFF!", the dog ate him!"
2007-05-21 03:10:41 · 24 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanx...the second one was f f f f f ucking excellent
2007-05-21 03:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by skippa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love little johnny jokes i like the one were they are in the class room and the teacher ask for impressions of animals and johnny puts his hand up but the teacher knowing what he's like ignores him and ask everyone else first, when she as gone all round the other children johnny has still got his hand up so thinking he can't do anythin to bad she asks him "whats your impression johnny" johnny sayes" an oyster miss" he then stands up puts his arms to his face and peeps through them and sayes " does anyone out there want fxxking
2007-05-21 03:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher was asking Johnny's class for words as she went through the alphabet. He was always ready to answer but she avoided him for words that he could use as cuzz words. Finally at the letter "r" she calls on Johnny and he says "rats" with big f---kn tails.
2007-05-21 03:19:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cricketer describing a nude woman: there's no cover, there is not greater cover, there 2 silly constructive factors, 2 passable legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch. Little lady: mom, I purely got here upon that the boy around the corner has a penis like a peanut. Mommy: U propose it particularly is small? Little lady: No, it particularly is salty. All drugs have component effects, maximum effective VIAGARA has front end effect.
2016-12-11 15:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by rushford 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all love Little Johnny
2007-05-21 03:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-21 03:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-05-21 06:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-21 07:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
little johnny is going to grow up and end up in prison..i can tell
2007-05-21 03:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by mimi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both are good but I prefer the first one!!
Thanks for the laugh though.
2007-05-21 03:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by Tooly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
May I use those in between numbers in our amatuer band ?
Here's a short one.
This bloke walks into a pub.
"Ouch" he went.
Oh dear !
2007-05-21 03:39:55 · answer #11 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋