A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and mediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologised."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
2007-05-21 01:13:46 · 13 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Even my mother liked that one ... as she rolled out of her hospital bed laughing ...!
2007-05-21 12:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-21 02:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess those nuns aren't so innocent after all. I wonder what else they're up too in those convents all day long. I doubt they're praying ;)
2007-05-21 02:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a gentleman and a comic!haha!!funny!guess the priest didn't know his scriptures to well!!ha!
2007-05-21 10:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was a cute one. I liked it.
2007-05-21 01:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha>>>my Irish, you are too funny. oops..i think i just peed a little:( happy day:)
2007-05-21 02:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
2007-05-21 01:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha......ha.h.ah.ha...I liked this one.
2007-05-21 16:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ ߣttΫ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!! bet he was gutted lol.
2007-05-21 01:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by ♥cardanja♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty joke!
2007-05-21 01:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋