im ugly as hell, how do i..?

Question

get laid?

Answer 1

I bet you're not that ugly, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As an old saying goes " for every car, a buyer " so what that means is that there are people out there who will find you attractive.

Maybe you have been hiding yourself away, believing that your so-called 'ugliness' has been making you feel self-conscious. It's time to put yourself out a bit, and put yourself right onto the radar.

Are there any ammendments you can make to your self-image? maybe a new hairstyle, or wearing some different clothes? Wearing something quite becoming? This will make you feel more confident and less 'ugly' and will take your mind off things. Confidence, is very attractive.

Then you have to 'get yourself out there.' Have you got a good group of friends? Maybe you could go out with them on a couple of 'blatant' occasions to places where lots of cool and interesting people will be. Bars, pubs, parties, interest groups. This will be where people take an interest.

But the most important thing is your self-esteem. Maybe people can pick up bad feelings you have about yourself. Everyone acts as some kind of radio mast, sending out signals. You have a choice, either you can send out signals of 'I am as ugly as hell' and low self-esteem, or you can send out signals of 'I am attractive in my own unique way' and high self-opinion.

Start thinking positive things about yourself. Make a list of your positive qualities, and remind yourself of these things often. You will be amazed at how different you will feel after a couple of weeks. You will also be amazed at how different other peoples' perceptions of you will change.

You will be coming across as somebody who thinks of himself as sexy, attractive, gorgeous etc and downright f*ck*ble rather than ugly as hell.

When you do get round to meeting people (and you will) be sure to have some conversational gambits ready. Have some things which will break the ice so that you can get to know possible suitors. If you know them a bit alraedy, see if you can find out from their friends what they are interested in, etc. You will also come across in this way, as somebody who is both interestED and interestING.

You seem like you have a sense of humour. That is a great way to get people onside. Girls love a guy who can make them laugh.

You might need to practice for a couple of times before you are successful, but that is like anything else in life. Change your own opinion of yourself, and you will be successful.

Answer 2

I'm sure you're not that ugly. You're supposed to think highly of yourself otherwise other people won't. Do you have a great personality? Do you treat women with respect?

If you are as ugly as you say you are I hop you are rich cause you might have to pay for some poonanny? Unless you've got game and are very charming.

Answer 3

I am sure you are not ugly and even if you are you seem nice - sometimes beautiful people become deeply unattractive because of their personalities - this can be reversed also. Alternatively go out to a really dark club!

Answer 4

At least you are funny so maybe you can try humour and wait for marraige